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Trump Puts Country on Alert for Terrorists Posing as Serene Seventy-Five-Year-Olds

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Record)– Introducing that he was placing the country on a “double-red risk level,” Donald J. Trump cautioned the American people on Tuesday to be on the lookout for terrorists posing as serene seventy-five-year-olds. ” Among these terrorists was already determined by the authorities in Buffalo,” Trump claimed. “They might be concerning your …

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33-stone gorilla is given CT scan (with aid of 5 lifters).

A 34-year-old gorilla has actually undertaken a medical treatment normally scheduled for people after uncommon growths were discovered in its nose. Makokou, a male western lowland gorilla from Johannesburg Zoo in South Africa, was airlifted more than 40 miles (64km) to the Onderstepoort Vet Academic Health Center in Pretoria. The facility’s CT (computed-tomography) scanner is …

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Funniest Newspaper Headings of All Time

Many information media exists online these days, which is a shame. There’s something gorgeous about the experience of reviewing a print newspaper; the fresh ink on your fingers, the smell of newspaper, and also obviously, the occasional bizarre and (inadvertently) amusing newspaper headings. We’ll confess, we miss the world in which as soon as a …